Friday, October 16, 2015

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Being a Zionist

JUDAISM naturei karta

“I was going to call this story, “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Killing Arabs.”  But I thought that might give people the wrong impression.  They might think Judaism was a religion of hate and violence.  When everyone knows, or should know, it’s a religion of love and peace…for all my brothers and sisters.

And stop what you’re thinking.  No, of course those Arabs aren’t worthy of any consideration.  All they want to do is kill us in our beds.  The only good one is a dead one.  I know this because the Rebbe told me so.”


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