THE ISIS BOGEYMAN WILL TAKE YEARS TO KILL!

NY Times: Destroying ISIS May Take Years, U.S. Officials Say

By ERIC SCHMITT, MICHAEL R. GORDON and HELENE COOPER

The Obama administration is preparing to carry out a phased campaign requiring a sustained effort that could last until after President Obama has left office, according to officials.

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Did you hear that America? Sulzberger's Slimes is saying that it will take years to destroy ISIS.

 

Be afraid America. Be very, very afraid. Stock up on duct tape and hide your women and children too. Like the character Michael Myers from the horror movie series, 'Halloween', there is no killing the CIA-Mossad-Saudi masked bogeymen of ISIS. You can shoot them. You can bomb them. You can nuke them. You can drown them in the Mediterranean Sea. But just like the immortal Michael Myers, ISIS will keep coming back at you; restarting the "War on Terror" just when you thought it was safe to go to the shopping mall again, and whenever the producers of this cornball drama need it.

 

"Oy Vey! These stupid goyim will believe anything!"

 

 

No one knows where ISIS came from, or where they got their arms, or where they get their financing. They cannot be spotted by satellite. They cannot be infiltrated by covert ops. Their online recruitment activities cannot be tracked by the NSA. Silver bullets,  Holy Water and Crucifixes are powerless to stop them. Not even whole garlic cloves can stay the desert-dwelling men in black ski-masks away from their mission of attacking and destabilizing Israel's neighbors (coincidentally, of course).

 

Sulzberger's Slimes is telling us that the ISIS movie will have many sequeals, each one to be more implausible and cornier than the episode which precedes it. What next? Perhaps another phony beheading video with the masked 'perp' provoking Obama with 'Yo mama' jokes? One can just see it now:

 

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"Hey Obama. It's Ahmed the Assassin here.

 

Obama; yo mama's so ghetto, she puts her food stamps in a money clip.  Yo mama's so ghetto, she brings fried chicken to the movie theater
 Yo mama's so ghetto, her baby daddy and her boyfriend share a bunk-bed. Yo mama's so ghetto, her idea of a fortune cookie is a tortilla with a food stamp in it. Death to America. Allah Akbar!"

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Do not laugh dear reader, for we are not being facetious here. This is the level of mass insanity to which we have come. The above scenario is wholly plausible! And the propagandized 'proles' of TV land will eat it up. Let's all hope and pray that ISIS (Israeli Secret Intelligence Service?) limits its B-Movie antics to filming fake beheadings of fake journalists, and not more very real '9-11' style attacks. 

 

 

 

 

 

"Hey Obama! Yo mamma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application." 

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