Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Jesus the Christ Meets a Zionist “Christian”

Jesus, came back to see if humanity had improved in two thousand years.
He walked down the sidewalk, in a major American City.
He noticed a huge gaudy building, which had a huge cross in the front yard.
He inquired of a person comping out of the huge building, if this were a place of public execution?
This person, in an expensive three piece suit looked at the man, in a long robe, long hair, and a beard, and thought, well there goes the neighborhood, and wondered if he should call the cops or the EMS, as clearly this man had escaped from a mental institute!
He drew himself up with pride, and said:
No!
This is a house of God, devoted to the words of Jesus Christ, and i am the Pastor!
I am the Good Shepherd, which guide the flock in the way of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior!
Jesus asked, where are the poor?
Pastor,
We have the police keep them from camping out around here, the sight of those losers upsets my parishioners.
Christ,Do you feed them?
Pastor,
No! That would just encourage them to come here!
Jesus,
But this Jesus you say you serve and revere, said feed the poor!
Pastor,
Things have changed, the world grew up, those who have, worked hard to take it from the working class, they earned their money, they deserve to live a better life style than losers who live on the street.
Jesus,
But what of the widow, do you take care of her.
Pastor, as long as her husband left her rich, and she faithfully gives at least 20 percent to my church, i mean Jesus’s church.
Jesus,
What about the orphan? Do you care for the orphan?
Pastor,
Thats what orphanages and welfare is for!
Jesus the Christ by now, was getting a bit confused.
You don’t help the poor, you steal from the widow, and throw the orphan to the pedophiles!
Why are you here, other than labor seems to frighten you?
The lard ass Pastor drew himself upright in indignation!
He sputter and he spit!
He shouted, we are ding Our Lords work, assisting Israel, in stamping out those Palestinians in Israel.
As Jesus the Christ wondered on down the sidewalk, he muttered to himselve,
Always knew them people with the crosses were evil bastards!
John C Carleton